Short Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

Short Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages, images

Smart, good looking and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over.

I’d give you my last French fry. That’s really saying something! Happy birthday!

You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night ?

If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you.

Happy Womb Emigration Day!

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

Happy birthday to someone who still isn’t showing their age!

Older? Definitely. Wiser? Jury is out.

In dog years you’re…oh never mind.

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

When did our wild oats turn into shredded wheat?

They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a fully rim of salt on a very large margarita.

Happy birthday to an oldie, but goodie!

May your social media pages be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy birthday!

I regret to inform you that your childhood has now expired.

Happy birthday! So glad you were born.

Bottoms up, birthday (girl/guy)!

Happy birthday! I think it’s great you used to be so young.

Happy Birthday !

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